posted 12-08-2000 06:45 AM         

Submitted by Delia
"Talking is just masturbating
Without the mess
Happiness is not a fish
That you can catch "
- Happiness And The Fish (Our Lady Peace)
Submitted by Janine

"Went to the market to buy some blue bananas, and the man behind me slipped and broke his head
Laid him six feet under, in his tacky new pyjamas and i nearly laughed 'til i was dead"
- Sorry (Gordie Sampson)
Submitted by Lori

"Isn't it sweet when she sucks on your veins?"
- Babylon (The Tea Party)
Submitted by Cindy Leszczynski

"If I cried me a river of all my confessions, Would I drown in my shallow regret?"
- Black (Sarah McLachlan)
Submitted by Jeffrey Gear

"My software is not compatible with you."
- Without Rings(Neil Young)
Submitted by Christina Cousins

"Sharks don't attack the Irish, it's mostly just Australians."
- Sharks (The Tragically Hip)
Submitted by Jordan Holman

"If Heaven's for clean people, it's vacant"
- Load Me Up (Matthew Good Band)
Submitted by Beth

"Your imagination's having puppies"
- Something's On (The Tragically Hip)
Submitted by Greg Dearden

"Running into you like this without warning
Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning"
- I Think I'll Disappear Now (CrashTest Dummies)

"I caught you flirting with my memory
You said she was just a friend"
- Fine (The Wild Strawberries)

"You were the dare at midnight
the gold narcotic on my breath
you were the beggers tin cup
you were the stain on my sheet"
- Where Are You Now (Blue Rodeo)

"How does a duck know what direction south is
And to tell his wife from all the other ducks?"
- How Does A Duck Know? (Crash Test Dummies)